The Stats That You Didn’t Know!
These numbers are based on Averages and Assuming that All Players are Male. (But as we all know, a woman can do anything a man can do!)
There are usually 53 Players Per NFL Team and 32 Teams in the League, that’s 1,696 Players in the NFL!
All of that Totals:
– 9,497.6” (inches) Approximately in the NFL or 263.82 Yards! A football field is 120 yards, so lined up when erect, it would take almost 2 and a quarter football fields of man meat!
(Based on a 5.6” Average US Penis Size.)
– 3,392 Testes (those are “nuts”, “balls”, “boulders”) Assuming that every man has 2!
Now let’s assume that each player only ejaculates once per day. (The average male is said to be 8 times a week and to prevent prostate cancer, it is recommended at least 21 times a month.)
That would be as follows:
– 3.7 ml per ejaculation or about ¾ teaspoon.
(The amount of each ejaculation can range from 0.1ml to 10m, depending on multiple aspects of the male; that is up to 2 tablespoons!)
– 26.52 cups of semen per day.
– 1.66 Gallons of semen per day in the NFL!
– 101,760 Billion Potential Babies A Day!
(Based on 60 Million since on average men produce 15 million to 200 million sperm per ejaculation.)
– 11,872 Calories a day if it were all to be ingested, or 290,016 mg or the equivalent of eating 48,336 chicken eggs a day!
(6 g per egg and 171 mg of Protein per ejaculation.)
Will you EVER look at a football game the same way again? Now I know why the end of season game has the word “Super” in it!
(Next will be a comparison of the military! Who will win?)
