Come on gentlemen… it is time for the Full Monty!!
Then We Go National!
No one will be safe! Celebrities like Chris Evans, Will Smith, and Adam Lambert will all be required to show the goods!
Of course, in order to not be taken as being sexist (and to get the support from straight males and lesbians), the database will also include all-female celebrities also!
Dolly Parton, you are on alert! Along with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, and even Ellen Degeneres!
Show Us (me) The Money!!
*And remember that this is only a joke! I respect the privacy of everyone and mean no disrespect to anyone named and I am a firm believer in the FOIA (if we were really told everything)!
**The WENY logo used is a registered trademark of WENY-TV, virtual channel 36, an ABC/CBS/CW+-affiliated television station licensed to Elmira, New York, United States, the station is owned by Lilly Broadcasting.