Attention! These are just jokes, please don't file a lawsuit or give me sub-standard health care because I have a strange sense of humor! It really is your fault for putting me through hell in order to save my life, my humor is how I survive!

Which One Should I Make?

Quick Note: Seriously! NOTHING!!! All I ever have received as souvenirs of my 26 years at Geisinger is a very large stack of pink and now grey puke buckets, so many plastic bags that say "Patient Belongings" that I can't count and nothing else! The last time I was in the hospital at Guthrie, my patient belongings bag was a very nice dark blue canvas bag with handles and a zipper, I use it all the time! (And they have tried to kill me on more than one occasion!)

Front Option #1
Front Option #1
Back Option #1
Back Option #1

Quick Note: Technically, my insurance through the years has paid out the millions, but at one point we owed more than a million that the insurance didn't cover.

Front Option #2
Front Option #2
Back Option #2
Back Option #2

Quick Note: I feel that this shirt serves more as informative than anything else. And it gets the word out about the health plan offered!

Front Option #3
Front Option #3
Back Option #3
Back Option #3

Quick Note: You need to advertise your services, why not show off the health plan with a little humor? I could add the toll-free number on the back?

Front Option #5
Front Option #5
Back Option #5
Back Option #5
Front Option #6
Front Option #6
Back Option #4
Back Option #4

Quick Note: This shirt can be customized with your name and phone number on the back. Perfect to land yourself a date!

Front Option #7
Front Option #7
Back Option #7
Back Option #7

Quick Note: They are everywhere, so watch out! Give Geisinger a little PRIDE in themselves!

Front Option - Dating App!
Front Option - Dating App!
Back Option - GAY!
Back Option - GAY!

Attention! All of these shirts are available for purchase for only $399.94 each! Get them now since this is a limited time offer! Supplies will NOT last!

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