This really did start out as a joke! But I have noticed that almost 50 people in 20 days have viewed the joke shirts page since I gave the link to my doctor. The page does not get submitted to search engines like Google, Bing, and Yahoo!, Which means that the direct link is being shared in order to reach the page.

That is why I thought I would suggest that Geisinger possibly consider making some version of these shirts for the many people that have been saved there. Maybe make a portion of the sales go to the charity fund for those that can not afford their health care?

Please don't file a lawsuit or give me sub-standard health care because I have a strange sense of humor! It really is your fault for putting me through hell in order to save my life, my humor is how I survive!

To see the original joke shirts, Click Here!
And to see an example of why I have this strange sense of humor, Click Here!

Place Holder!

Quick Note: Seriously! NOTHING!!! All I ever have received as souvenirs of my 26 years at Geisinger is a very large stack of pink and now grey puke buckets, so many plastic bags that say "Patient Belongings" that I can't count and nothing else! The last time I was in the hospital at Guthrie, my patient belongings bag was a very nice dark blue canvas bag with handles and a zipper, I use it all the time! (And they have tried to kill me on more than one occasion!)

Front Option #1
Front Option #1
Back Option #1
Back Option #1

Quick Note: Technically, my insurance through the years has paid out the millions, but at one point we owed more than a million that the insurance didn't cover.

Front Option #2
Front Option #2
Back Option #2
Back Option #2

Quick Note: I feel that this shirt serves more as informative than anything else. And it gets the word out about the health plan offered!

Front Option #3
Front Option #3
Back Option #3
Back Option #3

Quick Note: You need to advertise your services, why not show off the health plan with a little humor? I could add the toll-free number on the back?

Front Option #5
Front Option #5
Back Option #5
Back Option #5
Front Option #6
Front Option #6
Back Option #4
Back Option #4

Quick Note: This shirt can be customized with your name and phone number on the back. Perfect to land yourself a date!

Front Option #7
Front Option #7
Back Option #7
Back Option #7

Quick Note: They are everywhere, so watch out! Give Geisinger a little PRIDE in themselves!

Front Option - Dating App!
Front Option - Dating App!
Back Option - GAY!
Back Option - GAY!

Attention! All of these shirts are available for purchase for only $399.94 each! Get them now since this is a limited time offer! Supplies will NOT last!

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